So now that the jam is over I can finally post an updated version that doesn't have the game-stopping crash at the end of the first level. Note to self, for your own sanity, never join a jam that doesn't allow bug fixes. The game is still a broken mess: the update feature, an integral part of the game, along with any sense of progression or rising challenge--is completely absent. Honestly, when I get a free minute I will actually make this the fun playable game I envisioned instead of the half-baked jam mess you see before you.

Bug fixes:

• Game no longer crashes at the end of the first level
• Some other stuff. Seriously, it's been two weeks since a 6AM submission following an all-nighter crunch that didn't even result in something I'm happy to sign off on, seriously, give me a break. :S